The Republic of Everlasting Solace is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.106 billion Everlasting Solaceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The Everlasting Solacean economy, worth 120 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,735 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Everlasting Solace's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Everlasting Solace is ranked 170,459^th in the world and 7,215^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 7.21 flags saluted per person per day.